Oppositelock Cool Wall Update

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 05/07/2015 at 15:05 • Filed to: oppo cool wall

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Welcome back to the Oppositelock Cool Wall! In this bi-weekly series, we take a look at five cars and vote for their position on the cool wall. This series mimics the now-defunct Top Gear Cool Wall.

This will be the last Cool Wall update before I work on an updated version: Cool Wall 2.0.

Everything that wasn’t the Ute was cool, and everything that was the Ute was sub-zero!

This time, we’re looking at some very special machines:

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Porsche Carrera GT

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Lamborghini Veneno

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Ferrari 599 GTO

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Aston Martin One-77

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Pagani Huayra

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Okay Oppo: seriously uncool, uncool, cool, or sub-zero?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheHondaBro 05/07/2015 at 15:08

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Why can’t I vote COCAINE! for the Veneno?

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > TheHondaBro 05/07/2015 at 15:10

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Carrera GT: Sub-Zero because it is actively trying to kill you.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 05/07/2015 at 15:14

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Yep. Any car that tries to kill you should automatically be sub-zero. Why is the MR2 in uncool?

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > TheHondaBro 05/07/2015 at 15:17

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Looks cool

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/07/2015 at 15:19

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Because this is the Peoples Republic of Miatastan, and while all two seaters are equal, some two seaters are more equal than others.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 05/07/2015 at 15:23

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Right. Some have twice as many trunks.

misfitmascots > TheHondaBro 05/07/2015 at 15:32

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How is a 599 GTO uncool

TheHondaBro > misfitmascots 05/07/2015 at 15:42

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Because it’s a Ferrari.

misfitmascots > TheHondaBro 05/07/2015 at 15:49

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I guess so. To each their own.

Saracen > misfitmascots 05/07/2015 at 16:07

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Because calling it a GTO is sacreligious when you look at its legendary GTO forebearers.

A 599 GTB 6-speed MT would be cool.

misfitmascots > Saracen 05/07/2015 at 16:14

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Cool. I disagree, but cool.

SLR999 > Saracen 05/07/2015 at 16:32

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A.k.a., the Wickerman Special.

LongbowMkII > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/07/2015 at 16:58

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Or 0 as many trunks

LongbowMkII > misfitmascots 05/07/2015 at 17:00

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Explaining why your car doesn't have an interior is uncool.

CaptDale - is secretly British > TheHondaBro 05/07/2015 at 19:08

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WHO THE FUCK IS DOWN VOTING THE CARRERA GT??????????

wafflesnfalafel > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 05/07/2015 at 22:47

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damn those Miatastanias....

Amoore100 > TheHondaBro 09/23/2015 at 00:12

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Hey dude, I really enjoyed this series...can we get it going again or is it dead for good?

TheHondaBro > Amoore100 09/23/2015 at 00:14

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I really appreciate that! Unfortunately it was less of a cool wall but more of a “Which Car Is The Most Jalop” poll.

Amoore100 > TheHondaBro 09/23/2015 at 00:22

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True, but that’s ok as well...